Knutsford

A quaint little town in Cheshire filled with OAP's, druggies and odd people.
Known for it's amazing nightlife of shit clubs and expensive drinks, perfect for any twat.
Mixture of chavs and posh totties so there's a person for everybody, very welcoming of inbreds.

K-town crew, Made in Knutsford.

Chilldem with the mandem on the moor in Knutsford.

by KHShitole September 17, 2012

klutch

In an online game this is when there is one player left and the other team has more than one player left.
If the player kills everyone and wins the round it is called a klutch.

Did you see that klutch from whoever before!

by HellPwnz September 26, 2006

Klutz

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.

1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.

2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.

by Salivia August 29, 2009

klut

using ones mohawk as a clitoral stimulant

She never called back after joe gave her the klut

by Joe Pesce November 12, 2005

Kluth

Someone who used to be fat, but lost a bunch of weight and now isn't funny anymore.

Trying to be funny again? What a Kluth!

by !DFS! October 10, 2016

kouts

Something hell good.joy to the world.fully sik

your t-shirts fucking kouts.

by mrs cock sucker July 24, 2009

klutch

klutch means cool. just like fetch,stellar,awesome. klutch is along those lines

"your skirt is so klutch"

"oh shit! that car is so klutch"

by stellar December 28, 2004