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kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.
Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith
by feegina December 11, 2010
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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Kirsty White

The Cayootest person ever and my best pal
Love You! X
Kirsty White is too cayoot! X
by Rossferguson March 8, 2013
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ryan+kirstie

They are a romantic couple and theyy are the most loyal couple everr!!
I wanna have a relationship like ryan+kirstie
by Keeley russel October 10, 2018
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Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.
Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class
by iconicbeef June 23, 2018
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Kirsty Freeman

sloth loving biatch and master of yoga
“did u see kirsty freeman? her feet can stretch all the way above her head!!!”
“yea she such a sexy bitch oml”
by archibald bartholomew July 31, 2018
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Kirsty

Someone that Steven needs to let skeeo or else the kirstyness cannot be replenished. Something something
Omg I should totally let Kirsty sleep, that would be so Steven of me!
by Skirty May 30, 2018
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