"My favorite philosopher is none of these jerks, it's Søren Kierkegaard, the Danish existentialist. Oooh he's dreamy! Do we have a picture of Kierkegaard? Yeah yeah look at that -- Kierkegorgeous!" -Craig Ferguson
by Climaxicus November 19, 2011
Get the Kierkegorgeous mug.Two kids are walking down the street and one turns to the other cause he is really doing his head in and says " Alright Kirker"
by your ma 1982 January 5, 2010
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1. A kinky imbecile. Someone involved in the BDSM community who is a complete imbecile. They profess to know everything about the S & M scene, despite lack of experience and/or involvement. They make bogus claims of being a Master or Mistress immediately, yet have done nothing to earn the title. Often seen taking on "noobs" and leading them astray, with their lack of true knowledge and inability to keep them safe.
2. A kinky person, void of personality or intelligence, but does possess a general understanding of most things kink. Yes, you can learn a lot from these folks, if you can manage to spend an hour or more with them, staring into their vacuous expression.
2. A kinky person, void of personality or intelligence, but does possess a general understanding of most things kink. Yes, you can learn a lot from these folks, if you can manage to spend an hour or more with them, staring into their vacuous expression.
1. He introduced himself as Master, but beyond that, the kinkecile had no more knowledge than a 'noob' to the scene.
2. Perhaps the kinkecile had watched some porn on the subject and believes he can do what the porn stars do...as if it were that easy!
3. We put on a mainstream movie at the kinkeciles' house. Though it was hard to concentrate as they kept throwing dildos on my lap during climatic moments of the film.
2. Perhaps the kinkecile had watched some porn on the subject and believes he can do what the porn stars do...as if it were that easy!
3. We put on a mainstream movie at the kinkeciles' house. Though it was hard to concentrate as they kept throwing dildos on my lap during climatic moments of the film.
by TemptressTease April 5, 2014
Get the KINKECILE mug.(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Get the tyre kicker mug.Kireet or Kireeti means "Crown" in Sanskrit. It's one of the names of Arjuna, the world's most famous ambidextrous warrior in the Indian epic, Mahabharatha.
by scudcrow February 4, 2010
Get the kireet mug.Used to describe someone who listed to the country music radio station KIKK in the Houston area back in the 80s-90s and also usually wore country-western clothes. Also may have displayed bumper stickers saying 'KIKKup Truck' or 'Proud to be a KIKKer'.
At school there was the table where the jocks sat, the table with the nerds, and a table with the kikkers.
by fromhouston May 14, 2009
Get the kikker mug.Kiree is the most incredible person you will ever meet. Not only is she beautiful, but spending just one second with her makes the rest of your day 3000 times better. Her greatest quality is her joy. Everything that she does illuminates the lives of those around her. She is extremely talented and damn near perfect.
by jishjish April 28, 2019
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