the philosophy of following Ke$ha's song lyrics and using them to live your own life. Mainly following the main songs as in "Tik Tok", "Blah Blah Blah", and "Your Love is My Drug". To do so you also must dress like Brittney Spears and spread your legs at all possible times. Warning: if followed you will become a partier, alcoholic, and/or major whore.
Guy: "your breathe smells like straight alcohol!"
Girl: "i started following ke$haism babe, we brush with a bottle of Jack Daniels every morning."
Guy: "stupid bitch"
Girl: "i started following ke$haism babe, we brush with a bottle of Jack Daniels every morning."
Guy: "stupid bitch"
by ftw724 January 19, 2010
Get the Ke$haism mug.The name of your average inside out oreo that cannot spell. Usually a beast at basketball and soccer but kicks ass at volleyball, tennis, hockey, cricket, and every other sport imaginable. He is a total chick magnet and loves to leave his friends babies at bars a strip clubs. This pimp has a large array of hoes stretching over many states and continents. He often drives all other illegal businesses outta business because he is just that awesome. Often the phrase "NBD" is heard around this fellow because he is just soooo beastly. All his friends wanna be him and all the girls wanna bang him. his dick is wayyyyyyyy too long and if not taken carefully may hurt the ladies on the recieving end. soooo many times every body around him collapses to the ground from any of the following reasons: he makes them laugh to death, he is too awesome, he breaks their ankles, he dangles too hard, his long flowing locks blows them away, his power high fiving skills are too awesome, and many more reasons. honestly if you are friends with him you are lucky. every good relationship, every good birthday, actually every single little good thing that ever happened to you happened because of him. he is the only reason you are still alive because your body wants to see him. his presence in the room makes you wanna go to goodwill and sniff pants. he is an overall beast at cod but doesn't play it because he is cool and plays Skyrim.
"woah, see keshawn over there"
*friend is dead on the ground*
"Damn! his awesomeness killed jerry"
*keshawn walks over*
"i feel like sniffing pants..."
*friend is dead on the ground*
"Damn! his awesomeness killed jerry"
*keshawn walks over*
"i feel like sniffing pants..."
by mantequillaTHEgreat January 11, 2012
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A drunk bitch who is a kinda chub verison of Taylor Swift. Her voice is so obviously autotuned it's ridiculous, and she dresses like the average pop music ho. Her lyrics are kinda stupid, but people like her songs anyways.
"Ke$ha is a drunk bitch and is gunna end up in rehab."
"Friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a shitty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke britnay spearzzz
Friend 2: WTF you're such a ke$ha, fuck off you drunk bitch"
"Friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a shitty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke britnay spearzzz
Friend 2: WTF you're such a ke$ha, fuck off you drunk bitch"
by i'm pretty bored January 7, 2010
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by hott_and_dangerous December 22, 2010
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by ilikebeardsandkesha March 14, 2011
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