Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong

by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008

Kelvin savoie

A guy that breaks up with his gf and talks shit about her, then goes tells another girl he loves/ likes her. And then he gets back with his gf and don't tell the other one and still fucks with them.

Stop acting like kelvin savoie

by 69welchesinarow September 27, 2017

Kelvin Xie

some stupid chinese boi that like to int in league of legends. the kid has negative balls and brain cells.

damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"

by Zombiekillerxx March 14, 2019

Kelvin

A very dangerous baby toothed boy

The dangerous kelvin tried to bite someone but his teeth could do damage

by Joeypooooo December 24, 2019

Kelvin

A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by a guy name randy

Randy: kelvin come here a get this dick I

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019

Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle

“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins”
“Kelvin Clein”

by Gnaw_ydna October 2, 2019