kellys mom

a bitch who wont make spaghetti

Fuck kellys mom

by SCHLONGMASTER 2000 December 2, 2013

Kurt Kelly

Quarterback
Smartest guy on the football team
Probably in a gay relationship with his best friend
Dead and gay
Can be used as an insult

Oh come on Heather, I thought you were smarter than that. You're acting like Kurt Kelly

by Do I look like mother Teresa April 7, 2019

Kellen

A guy who tries hard in everything he does, once he finds his motivation. Hard worker, and doesn't give up easily. Stubborn, but in a positive way. Strong physically and mentally. Loves sports, friends, and family. Not a big fan of school. Constantly underestimated, and loves challenges. Loves to make friends, but is normally quiet around new faces. Has a sensitive side that not many get to see. Blessed with loving friends, and a supportive family. Doesn't always get what he wants, but learns that he doesn't always need it to be happy. Learns from his mistakes, and takes life day by day. Doesn't need much to be content. Lives in the moment.

Kellen

by Therocketship March 10, 2010

R. Kelly

VERB - to urinate

Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.

by DJ Kanye Pepper November 8, 2012

Kelly Blue Book

Getting railed by a backwoods redneck and/or a trucker at a Love's truck stop.

Yo, I heard Brett got a Kelly Blue Book last night, I hope he's ok!

by mr.mauney August 3, 2016

Kelly

A sexy, beautiful girl. You must cherish your moments with her if you know her. If you have Kelly as a friend you are extremely lucky. Make sure you don't lose her or you'll go crazy without her. The perfect woman.

I am so in love with Kelly.

by Precious Child May 31, 2018

Kelly

an amazing , beautiful & smart girl. is short , has long gorgeous hair & brown eyes. is very hard to gain her trust & if u do u are a lucky one. she could have attitude at times but deep down inside she’s a really nice person & many people may take advantage of her. doesn’t like to open up to people that much , rather keep her feelings to herself. kelly also enjoys being loved & likes it when u show it. she could be emotional at times. she cares for her loved ones a lot & never wants to loose them. if u find yourself a kelly don’t everrr loose her , she’s rare to find. u would fall in love if u ever become close with her. she has a small circle of friends but is really close with all of them.

boy1 : wow kelly is such an amazing female

boy2 : wish she was mine

by ohyuh October 26, 2019