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Karunt

It is a contraction of 'Karen' and cunt'.

When a person is a total Karen and a big cunt at the same time.
That woman in the drive-thru demanded that we serve her even though she came 10 minutes after we closet. What a KARUNT!
by sphincter sargent January 19, 2022
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Karcher

Karcher who can press the circle and FC Yomi Yori
"How to get 3333$"
"Just become Karcher"
by oakh July 27, 2022
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Bora Karaca

Bora Karaca is 2 feet tall and a oinch fellow. He is also a vtuber super gamer and hpv farmer, he has also died in a car crash at least a millimeter. Citrus enthusiast, bro loving to cook because black truffle oil on the french fries.
- "Hey! I see you have a new cup of the latest drop of Human papilloma virus, where did you get it?"
- "Oh, I got it from Bora Karaca."
by notaspoon444 May 29, 2023
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Ek Japati Karu

Literal translation is 'I'll slap you one.'
A word used by Gujarati Indian women, to threaten their children when they're mis-behaving. It essentially means to hit the child, usually with a slipper, or just their hand. It isn't a form of violence, or child abuse, just a phrase used to scare a child, similar to telling a child off for being naughty.
*Family go out shopping and the son keeps pestering his mum for a toy*
Mum: 'STOP IT! You're not getting a toy today!'
Son: 'Please mum, pleeeeeeeease'
Mum: 'If you don't be quiet, Ek Japati Karu'
*Child stops moaning and behaves accordingly*

Son: 'Mum, mum, mum, ma, ma, ma, mummy, mummy, mummy, maam, maam, maam, mom, mom, mom...'
Mum: 'WHAT!'
Son: 'Nothing (sniggers)'
Mum: 'Ek Japati Karu'
(Son shuts up and minds his own business)
by Dubra Boy December 14, 2010
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kahuchen

A malicious teenage boy who dates terrifyingly ugly girls half his age. The basis of this wicked act is "EXTREME DESPERATION". They have a propensity to be very ugly (uglier than Jay-Z) that the miraculous mirror shatters into a thousand pieces, causing them to chase little one metre tall primary school girls with pony tails. They have an affinity to be a "LONER" at school, hiding in the dark shadows of “CU DEN”, and always suck up to the sometimes hot teachers on yard duty. They prefer the wicked looking. The teacher just wants to say to them "FUCK OFF UGLY PERVERTED FUCK". They then become very depressed and look so impious that they will start a bloodbath massacre. They are precarious creatures. They are the root of all evil and repugnance.

They tend to have "weird retarded hair" and they're face is filled with pimples. They walk with this gay retarded hunch. They are occasionally very clumsy (Tony), scientific facts have concluded that they were born like this. Statistics show that when they are born, 1 in 3 parents contemplate about killing them. Who the hell wants to have the ugliest looking paedophiliac child in the world?

In the final verse of "Bible 2", Jesus says that he must come back to us (for the second time) to stop this menacing subhuman from disturbing our exultant daily lives.

When kahuchens mature into adults, they are likely to go for even younger girls. Their favourite time of the year is the school holidays and after school (around 3.30) . Police refer to these kahuchens as desperate paedophiles. But "KOOL" people refer to them as "kahuchen".

In all aspects, they are the most terrifying creatures/retards to live on this earth. And a bill has been passed into parliament to try and eradicate these horrid beings.
"Look, he's touching the little girl's ass!"

"call the cops, but first smash the fuck out of him"

"put some gloves on, you don't want to be like them"
by Jman23 April 28, 2005
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karug

buhok na mula sa pusod hanggang sa maselang bahagi ng katawan. kaya ito tinawag ng karug dahil magkarugtong ang buhok.. EHEHE :)
Yung sa may tambayan oh, kita karug!
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Karachi

Karachi is housed to hard working people from all over Pakistan which pay ultra regressive taxes to Islamabad(Pakistan capital) to develop Islamabad infrastructure while Karachi rots.

LAW AND ORDER:
Law and Order is only possible for those who can afford it i.e. people with political and financial connections.

DRINKING WATER:
Drinking water is also questionable but not as poisonous as Hyderabad's(Karachi neighboring city) water supply.

SEWAGE SYSTEM:
Sewage systems can rival Baghdad's system after the fall of Saddam. Karachi's sewage is dump in the sea killing the mangrooves if any of them are left from land hungry mafia.

POWER:
Power Supply is expensive all thanks to World Bank and their local cronies. Load shedding in summers is as infrequent as Hurricanes without wind. Power theft is also common.

CORRUPTION:
From public to private sector corruption is rampant. If a suppose a bridge is constructed 10% will be spent on actual bridge and rest 90% goes to pockets of cronies (Figures by Dr. Mehboob, Economist) Pakistan Planning Commision puts the figure 40% lost to corruption.

COMPENSATION:
Labor, workers, employees are under paid all over the city with few notable exceptions. School teachers are worst paid too. Most of it can be attributed to greedy nature of some Karachites.

TRAFFIC:
Traffic is worse than Italy. For traffic rules violation people can bribe Karachi's finest on the road without any shame. Karachi also home to Worse drivers. Road sense is as abundant as water on moon. Drivers are not the only ones, pedestrians can be seen crossing the road where ever they feel like.

LITTER:
Karachites rich and poor, can be seen throwing garbage, bottles, wrappers without any shame. Dust bins are non-existent. Spitting is common thing.

QUEUES:
Karachites don't make queues. Strongest person usually wins.

ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS:
Eating is the favorite pastime since there are not so many outing places for people to visit beside Sea, which itself sees coal and oil spills there.

POLITICS:
More of a Dark ages system. Here violence is frequent and incompetent politicans found in abundance. All parties claiming this city belongs to them.

SEX TRADE:
Poor refugees are exploited routinely and are exported to Gulf estates. Local girls can be found easily if one knows where to look for.

EDUCATION:
Education department is also corrupt to the extent some students can give their exams at home. College teacher comes to student home asking for money in exchange of telling the questionnaire.

HONESTY:
Honesty is not the strongest point of Karachites. From insider trading to petty cheats all is consider ok even by most educated people.

PUNCTUALITY:
Coming late on weddings and meetings is common. Most common excuse is traffic or there was no light at home.


Now some good points.
- Most Karachites are hard working.
- Most are educated and civilized than rest of the country.
- Most Karachites immigrate to first world nation to live in like minded society.
Abdul: I am from Karachi.
Simon: Nice place. (Trying to be nice, don't want to mention his horrible experience at Karachi airport)
by Kasem Shah August 31, 2004
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