Karate Cock

When a man successfully ninja's his way into sleeping with a woman who originally had no intention to engage in any sexual activity in the first place.

This may occur between individuals who have just met, or are existing friends.

I totally Karate Cocked that girl in Vegas last weekend.

She had no idea what she was dealing with until she got she got Karate Cocked me, but I was hoping I was going to sign that shit.

You're friend is doesn't seem to be paying any attention to me, but don't be fooled, I may Karate Cock her tonight.

by Touvahawk October 10, 2009

Karate Explosion

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.

"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"

by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

Karate Kid 2

When you dislocate the arms of your opponent, then grab them by the waist, shake them back and forth beating them to death with their own arms, thus imitating the Japanese drum in the Karate Kid 2

I pulled a Karate Kid 2 on the Douche in the bar that stepped to me!!

by Spankykingston August 11, 2009

Karate Body

When someone (male or female) has a physique so awesome some might say it is "kickin'" like they do in Karate. Pronounced quickly as "Karate Botty."

Damn. Have you seen that chick from the Transformer movie Megan Fox? She has a serious Karate Body.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2009

Karate Fat

Weight strategically gained in order to protect vital organs and muscle for when the occasional fight may arise. Some may claim this is an excuse for being overweight, this is when you explain and flaunt your impressive natural protective padding.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you beat that heavy guy's ass yesterday?

Bob: Hell no Jim! He had Karate Fat! My attacks were useless!

Jim: Karate Fat? That cunning fatass.

by G-Wash October 1, 2008

karate explosion

A totally sweet ninja move that basically involves a bunch of ninja-like hand gestures to distract your current foe, then a swift kick to the nuts whilst they are distracted.

(you yelling) KARATE!!!
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*

by cooleen August 29, 2005

Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020