Kabbalah

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.

1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.

by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004

Canadian Shish-Kabob

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011

kabibbled

lost.confused.unable to find an answer.generally when one is so fucking drunk or high,they don't know what to do.finding answers to life's problems through self medication,and ending up more kabibbled than before.adj.kabibbles-brain droppings.

after I took that last hit,I was kabibbled for the rest of the night.

by someclucker December 24, 2009

kabaling

while playing the MMO Skyshard heros you favor using just undead hero Kabal, blasting whole bases to the ground.

I got back at the other guild by Kabaling every base in their guild.

by TedNugent November 14, 2013

Kabam'd

Getting gang-banged in your booty-hole forever. But just like in a bad dream, everytime you try to call out for help the only words that you can seem to mutter are "Please sir, may i have some more?

Oh, you just got a 5star Kamala Khan? You might as well drink mercury and punch yourself in the back of your own head until you die because you just got kabam'd so hard that you'll probably die from receiving a massive pink sock and all that anal leakage.

by SqueezinKittys August 3, 2017

Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole

I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl

by Blue taki September 18, 2020

Kaballin

When your speed is what’s helping you humiliate or destroy your enemies or opponents in reference to the fictional character Kabal from the Mortal Kombat series who is known for his superhuman speed.

Scorpion in furious anger launched his spear across the fight line but it was in vain as Kabal ducked the projectile and sprinted down to Scorpion like a bolt of greased lightning and gave him a taste of his blades. “Kaballin” Kabal said with a grin. The announcer watches Scorpion get back up from that fatal blow and took a deep breath “Round 2. Fight”!

by Ed Boon March 22, 2021