Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

junkdefied

in possesion of or having a large bum

I wasn't keen on the idea of a blind date, but my sister assured me that Heather had a good job and was junkdefied.

by Mick Dixon January 14, 2006

junkdar

The uncanny ability of a junkie/drug user to locate substances at any given time or location

Billy's junkdar struck again: we were having a good time at the bar and next think you know he's got an eight-ball. He ruined another 'beer only' night with his junkdar.

by Scumberry August 21, 2006

Junkdar

A unique attribute of the female gender and gay males; a sense that seeks out a man’s penis as if guided by radar.

Erin's junkdar was honing in on Casey. She really wanted some action and nothing was going to stop her.

by The Caseman October 31, 2006

Junkdew

Junkdew is what happens when a man has a boner in his underwear and then ejaculates into them.

I was just laying there with a boner when I suddenly made Junkdew in my underwear!

by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017

Junkdeck

Not to be confused with its significant other: the Cyberdeck, Junkdeck's are commonly handheld computing devices, using pieces of technology, salvaging their shell and slapping hardware into it to make a new piece of equipment that has around the same uses of a Cyberdeck

Jim: Wow cool Cyberdeck Carl!

Carl: this is actually a Junkdeck Jim.

by eerie5 March 27, 2024