jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

by Bluespark August 2, 2007

jukin

grindin or dancin so close that a girl can feel the guys erected dick in her ass (even through the clothes)

I was jukin dat nigga real hard.

by Shanteezie March 21, 2004

juker

A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.

Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?

by tacomallshark July 7, 2020

user juke

Unequivocally the best move in Madden. The player simply wiggles the analog stick a bit as a defender approaches, which causes the ballcarrier to quiver awkwardly. This in turn confuses the approaching defender, who panics, dives out of bounds, and leaves an open avenue to the end zone. Nearly always results in a touchdown.

Great for pissing your friends off.

Jake (on defense): Oh dude, I'm gonna hit stick you so hard!
Roy (offense): We'll see...
----Roy performs a user juke----
Jake: F-fuck! what happened!? You did some kind of weird jiggle thing!
Roy: User juke, bitch. Six points, Titans.

by pigpilot January 18, 2010

Orgasm jukebox

The sudden urge to listen to a particular song after having an orgasm. post-coital orgasm cum ejaculate

“As soon as i’d shot my load i had a sudden urge to hear Chop Suey! by System Of a Down, no idea why!”

“That be the Orgasm Jukebox then”

by Crewkerne Dave June 30, 2019

Filthy Juke

A hotdog that consists of Gravy, Honey Mustard, and Onion balls

yo my boy just opened a new filthy juke stand over there

by Benedicttt’s December 23, 2021

juked

to be fooled or purposely mislead.

That nigga juked me. He said he was gonna pay me back, but he didn't.

by Quintin Lewis November 7, 2004