Blowjob joystick

A ponytail

Grab dat bitches blowjob joystick!

by User 99472901 October 4, 2016

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017

joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys

Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer

by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Joysticked

The phenomenon wherein one individual in a relationship exerts significant influence or control over the other, often leveraging aspects of the relationship such as desire or emotional attachment. This may result in an imbalance of power or agency, potentially affecting the dynamics and decisions within the relationship.

After they started dating, Stella seemed to have John joysticked, as he would always prioritize her needs and desires over his own, often without realizing it.

by TimeRunner February 9, 2024

jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023