eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.

"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."

by eat my jorts October 30, 2017

pee my jorts

in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.

im laughing so hard im gonna pee my jorts! *wheezes harshly*

by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019

Big Dutt in my jorts

When you shat in your jeans. (could be any denim material)

DAMN IT Bill, did you Big Dutt in my jorts!?

by JortsDenim February 8, 2021

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023

she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 3, 2017

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.

“Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”

by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022