joosified

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.

Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)

by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

Joosian

The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.

"You must have some Joosian ancestors"

by Itai October 18, 2005

jootsl

Jumping out of the skyscraper laughing. Usually used by popular discord user Marshy.

Used to express a strong urge to jump out of a skyscraper laughing.

Oh the chat died. Jootsl

by Sir Jeffrier June 2, 2021

Joobs

Kim Namjoon’s boobs

Look at those joobs.

by UrbanStvn January 21, 2019

joobs

a jewish woman's titties

sometimes referred to as "joobies"

the mother of my jewish friend kyle has got some gargantuan joobs

by mikas July 25, 2008

JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.

Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.

by triktrik January 25, 2015

jooos!

a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.

Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.

by Ed Zimmer December 18, 2007