Platty Joobs is short for Platinum Jubliee which is an event in the United Kingdom to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II on 70 Years of her reign.

Platty Joobs was originally created by Kiell Smith Bynoe an actor that’s been in things like BBC Ghosts and etc. After that it came a thing almost everyone knew about in the UK.
“WHEN I SAY PLATTY YOU SAY?”
JOOBS!!!”

“WHO’S READY FOR PLATTY JOOBS?!”
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the noob but joob very typo
john: hey you stinky
ahmad: shut up joob
john: did you mean noob?
ahmad: shut up joob
john: stap 😭💀
by not joob big man October 11, 2022
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slang for kim namjoons voluptuous knockers. sometimes also referred to as "namtiddies"
*namjoon wears skintight shirt*
"oh my god the joobs are out"
by rap monster gay March 26, 2022
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Being a asshole, but good at sucking dick, or pussy
im a joob
by Mike Cutter December 16, 2017
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