Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

johnblocked

The act of being cock-blocked on a biweekly basis by the same girl.

"So how did the date go?"
"I got johnblocked"
"So she turned lesbian?.."

by johnblock July 22, 2013

Johnsley

This person is athletic works hard most of the time and is very chill, funny and is pretty cute. Often found attracting to many people in look and personality and doesn’t usually get mad or sad, likes telling jokes also.

Your like a Johnsley to me

by Johnsleyturban46 November 18, 2018

Johniyah

Johniyah is a very sensitive person, she's scared to show her true feelings. She really beautiful. Kinda annoying but she going to have your back and give you the best advice she can. She tries to be friends with everyone. Johniyah has a lot of friends but only some of them that she trust. She's getting mad really quick. But she said funny and good friend.

johniyah is a friend that ever wish for.

by Harmorny November 28, 2018

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

Johnella

The best person you’ll ever meet

Get a Johnella in your life

by Merqueenxxx June 6, 2021

Jonila

Jonila has a beautiful smile and the name is beyond rare. If you meet a Jonila you will be obsessed with her and you will appreciate her presence. Pretty is a big thing for her. When u meet her you’ll be questioning yourself as of why you guys are just now meeting.

If you meet a jonila cherish her

by Anonymousthoughtslol November 22, 2021