Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-

"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 4, 2020

joerg

1. Lying so much to so many people that you trick yourself into thinking that it is the truth

2. Lying like it is your job

1. The village whore joerged to the point that she actually convinced herself she was a virgin; despite the fact that she was sleeping with half of the town.

2. Lawyers are paid to joerg all day and screw people over.

by rotten cheese November 28, 2011

Jortcut

Purposely taking a longer route to interact with as many people as possible

"Lets go this way."
"Nah, lets take a jortcut and go talk to those girls."

by Merk$&@ September 14, 2016

joeythesuperjew

A crippling alcoholic or someone who gets fucked up easily

"hey man, i think you need to stop drinking, you're starting to look like joeythesuperjew

by catjam August 25, 2020

jortrash

a bald headed fraud who wishes he was better then legoat. 1-9 without daddy pippen and retired to baseball because he was so bad.

isnt legoat better then jortrash?

hell yea

by 1x.darius July 17, 2021

jortstorm

Jortstorm is a meme song created by slimecicle on stream. You can listen to the song on YouTube or listen on Spotify.

Jortstorm, jortstorms coming tonight. A jortstorm, it's a category 5.

by Eli_edits July 3, 2023

Joseph joestar

Some random new Yorker from Jojo that defeated 3 whole demigods by breathing and he likes to run

Smokey: don't tell me

joseph joestar:NIGERUNDAYO

by Some random person lmfao March 29, 2021