Higgs-Jordan

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

by HCSS January 11, 2009

anti jordan poole effect

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.

I have the anti jordan poole effect

by Minkyballz February 19, 2023

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away!

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

whatsup my jordan

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch

boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee

by alaiyah April 3, 2021

michael jordan

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

by yawn February 6, 2004

scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010