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Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.
Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.
by posseakat September 12, 2005
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your banned jobber

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers
by Medicinal April 5, 2004
mugGet the your banned jobbermug.

slobber knobber jobber

noun; oral sex performed on a male.
Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?
by ewp January 27, 2004
mugGet the slobber knobber jobbermug.

jobber

why is chris job such a jobber?
by obdong May 6, 2005
mugGet the jobbermug.

Ring-Jobber

A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings
Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!
by MadBuncher January 30, 2012
mugGet the Ring-Jobbermug.

Jobber to the Stars

A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he and El Capitano Gatisto like to wear giant boots. ECG lives in a boot however, and JTTS just wears them.
You really are growing out your stash well this year aren't you Jobber to the Stars.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
mugGet the Jobber to the Starsmug.

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet
by Bob Dole September 8, 2003
mugGet the ass worshipping rim-jobbersmug.

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