Jordon

the sexiest man alive. his penis is usually 4 to 5 inches bigger then the average mans. girls love him and wish that he was there boyfriend. if Jordon is your boyfriend you shouldn't leave him. also he gives the hottest sex on planet earth.

I wish i didn't leave my Jordon. He was perfect.

by blackhawkeyes June 1, 2010

Jordon

Not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. Can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. His hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. His kisses are as addicting as Oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. He's cocky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you'll never want to lose him. ever. Watch out for his ex girlfriends because they'll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex's are psycho. Oh and every other girl out there. He's just irresistible. And that's why I cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. I love you more than anything.

Who's your boyfriend?
Jordon?!
Damn I wish I had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.

by Monkey2234 August 14, 2011

jordoff

A jordoff is female. She is short and sweet. She has long hair and is fairly athletic. She is somewhat intelligent, but does to admit it. She is very kind and a good listener, however she is very shy until you become friends with her. She can help out when you are sad and is a great person to have a conversation with. She is decently easy to make fun of, but she takes it well and laughs it off. She loves ice-cream and has a fondness for potatoes. She is a great person and an even better friend.

Hello Jordoff! what's up?

by Sweet Potato Fry April 22, 2017

joaco

Joaco is a very happy person who loves sports such as football, rugby, athletes, etc.He is a trustworthy person, he might be cold with expressing love to someone, but when you already know him, is very lovely.Joaco is usually the funny guy in a group of friends. Is a person who looks and it's very cool and handsome.
It's pronnounced { hua-co}

Hey dude, you look Joaco!

You are a very Joaco person

Do i look Joaco with this snickers?

by Si buscaste esto, sos re puto February 9, 2018

Joedonk

When something is so crazy, you just have to talk about how joedonkulus it is

Yo that word was so joedonkulus bro, I gotta put joedonk in urban dictionary

by CreeperGamingfan1997 July 31, 2022

Jordon (female)

(Female) IS a beautiful girl with a fun personality and a determined mind. She does not trust easily and cautious of herself. Admired by many (especially men) Jordon will never be in one place for too long, she will most likely appear independent, petite, strong eyes and sweet smelling. Jordon will also have a ridiculous laugh!

Wow did you see her. She's a total jordon (female)

by Totallytrue July 28, 2014

Jordon

She is independant, but caring, and loving, sarcastic, but knows when to be sensitive. Extremely protective over her friends and family, tends to be pig headed. musically inclined, and is strong willed. she sticks to her guns, no matter what.

-Did you hear what Jordon did at the game?
-Yeah, she let those 2 guys have it for their language and I was scared she was gonna get the crap beat outta her.
-Yeah, but she wasn't afraid of them!

by Jordache57 February 4, 2010