jizzy beef

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.

Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?

by lalalalenis January 28, 2009

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Jizzy Poo

When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward shit and squirt and you got you a jizzy poo.

by Sucks ma rod April 24, 2009

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Jizzy-dick

Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.

"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."

"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."

"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."

by geekchapel April 19, 2010

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jizzy lips

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.

Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.

by Corky Splatt July 30, 2007

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Jizzy rascal

A guy who gets around with the ladies alot and likes to jizz on their faces once done. Comes from the common word to ejaculate - Jizz and the East london rapper Dizzee rascals name.

'That guy george fucked my sister and her best friend! Hes such a jizzy rascal'

by Tom RP August 27, 2007

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