the jimmies 

irritable behavior that is induced when a person goes without sufficient quantities of food

He forgot to eat breakfast so he has the jimmies again.

the jimmies by abuyamis August 26, 2010

rustled my jimmies

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")

man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies

rustled my jimmies by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium 

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 24, 2018

Bumpin' Jimmies 

When you're getting after it with your gettin after it crew

"Hey did you go out tonight?"
"Hell yeah man I was bumpin' jimmies all night"

Bumpin' Jimmies by DamagedX October 29, 2022

Russle my Jimmies 

To "russle" someone's "jimmies". Another definition would be to give someone a boner and/or erection. Further symptoms may be orgasms and feeling horny. Only effects males.

Wow, that guy really can Russle my Jimmies.

Russle my Jimmies by Swxyn March 22, 2016

little jimmies 

Sperm, semen, cum, jizz.

1. She sucked all day, she sucked all night, she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. -Colt 45, Afroman

little jimmies by anarchyrules7 April 14, 2004

Kick me in the jimmies 

something the lesbo dyke gym teacher sayz

"Kick me in the Jimmies!"

Kick me in the jimmies by Edwarno Jalaro October 21, 2003