Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

jessica simpson

the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you money

Jessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?!?!

by imnickmywifeisadumbbitch March 8, 2004

Jessicca

An amazing friend who can always make you laugh! She is so incredible, and so unique, random, and just great! She really is an original (her name is spelt differently which proves it even more!), and she doesn't realize it but she is so beautiful! She doesn't understand why everyone gets mad at her when she talks badly about herself, but she is so gorgeous. There are so many things going on in her life right now that pull her self esteem down, as well as faith in others. Her friends will always be there for her, and if you ever befriend a Jessicca, you better stay friends with her or you are going to beat yourself up about it later!

Person 1:Wow, she eats alot of bigmacs...I'm impressed.
Person 2:Her name is probably Jessicca!
Person 1:She's gorgeous too!
Person 2:Yup...definitely a Jessicca!

by believeit! November 22, 2011

Jessica Biel

An up-and-coming actress with perfect tits. Oh yeah, she also has an incredibly hot body to go along with those perfect tits.

Dude, did you see that Jessica Biel chick's nice, big, round tits?

by Miko Pussi August 3, 2007

Jessica

Jessica is a sweet girl. She is loved by most and is very modest. Her mind is strong, and it is very hard to sway her when she has her mind made up of something. She is a determined girl, and always persists. "Giving up" are not words in her vocabulary. She is fit, fun and kind. But, she is shy at times, and always gets tongue twisted when talking to people. People are instantly attracted to her generous and easy-going personality. Though she may not show it at times, she is scared of a lot of things. One of her fears is ending up alone, without a family. She is the definition of grace and beauty, and have men and women alike at her heels. She is never too quick to judge, and always sees the good in people before that bad. Although her shy and quiet demanner may be odd and strange when you first meet her, looking at her, you are instantly drawn in by her beauty and calm aura. Once she is comfortable with you, she can be very extroverted and energetic.

Guy 1: "Hey, who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "The kind looking one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."
Guy 2: "Oh, that's Jessica."

by -Shawns February 26, 2017

jessica

There is more to her name than the popularity of it. The most incredible woman in the world. Her smile can light up a room. She is also brilliantly beautiful and intelligent. She can be very witty and sassy.

Who is that girl?

That girl is Jessica.

by sparky911 July 21, 2014

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008