Jer Bear

Someone with the inability to get food, particularly Big Macs, off their mind.

Haiden: Jeremiah failed the test again.
Kellan: he was probably had his next Big Mac on his mind the whole time.
Haiden: Bro’s literally a Jer Bear

by K.C. Lime April 17, 2024

Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.

Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear

by K.C. Lime April 19, 2024

Jer

a boomer

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what Micheal did
Person 2: Yeah, he was being a Jer about it.

by Apple-Schöpfer November 8, 2019

Jer

Someone who has been embarrassed by their lack of knowledge in a subject or area exposed by another person

"He just got Jer'd"
"That's very Jerish of you"

by Finneganmac January 24, 2022

jer

a nice looking boy who has a good music taste,clothing taste, and is very good at video games

person-1: Hey, whos that?
person-2: oh, Thats my friend, hes a Jer!

by ritchqz February 19, 2022

Jer

Someone who had their lack of knowledge or skill in a particular activity or subject exposed by another person

"He just got Jer'd"
"That is very Jer-ish of you"

by Finneganmac January 24, 2022

Jer Jer Binks

An awkward individual, most likely a mouth-breather, who loves to look at ladies and devise diabolical plans to acquire them as his own. This person most likely giggles like a girl/hyena, is as lovable as a teddy bear, and stands behind you like a creeper and breathes right in your ear.

Jer Jer Binks woke me up this morning by standing over my sleeping body and breathing right in my face.

by PapaRyRy November 1, 2012