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Jerrod

I just meet a Jerrod
by San111 May 31, 2010
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Elimination Jerkoff

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
by mark86 May 30, 2009
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Jarrod

Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.

Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.
"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1

"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2

"Because he sat them on his dick."

-Person 1

"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod

"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife

WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011
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Jarrod

A fucking crazy guy with a great attitude towards life
he knows how to treat a girl and his dick is hugeeee
Watch out or youll be jarroded
by lsjfbbdfgbkSDNLGFBSDFN October 18, 2008
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Jerrod

Remember when your mom would tell you when you were a little girl that one day you will meet your one and only, your true love, your Knight and shining armor, there is one person in this world that is ment only for you, your one in a million. This I the one you wait for, the one you marry, they really do exist, thats a Jerrod.
I just met my Jerrod.
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Jero

A relatively sexy male. Respected among his homies and vine but usually has a "bruh" moment.
Jero is the type of guy who would invest in a PS4 but never buy it.
by PaJero February 4, 2015
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Jerkoff

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
man, what a jerkoff he is.
by me March 12, 2003
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