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Jer Bear

Someone with the inability to get food, particularly Big Macs, off their mind.
Haiden: Jeremiah failed the test again.
Kellan: he was probably had his next Big Mac on his mind the whole time.
Haiden: Bro’s literally a Jer Bear
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Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.
Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear
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Jer

Someone who has been embarrassed by their lack of knowledge in a subject or area exposed by another person
"He just got Jer'd"
"That's very Jerish of you"
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Jerred

A person who is terrible at disc golf.
I wish I could play a Jerred at BRP.
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Jerred

This is a korean word that means stupid. Usually it is named to a person that is a dumbass.
People can also use this word for people with metal problems.
That homeless man is a Jerred.
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jer bear

hell on earth
he has a big passion for torturing young cheerleaders
he’s a human grinch
I have heard jer bear makes everyone miserable
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Jers

Paul: Yo you free tonight
Colin: Yeah bro you wanna have a jers
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