Jerver

Jerver is a notorious gangster from San Antonio, TX. Repping his set "L.O.C" to the fullest, he is a force to be reckoned with.
A Jerver is a person who simply does not give a fuck and will notify you if there is a problem if he does not like you.

Hey, you know Jerver?
Oh yea, that pussy ass nigga fucked my sister.

by Locc Gotti October 26, 2012

Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

poop jerker

A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.

"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"

"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"

by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008

Circle-Jerker

A girl/woman who flirts her ass off with one of ya' boys, bein a cock tease, playin head games leading him on in anticipation, and/or screwing around with him sexually, then droppin him like an egg and doin the same shit with your other boys' in your tight knit "circle of friends"

Dude I cant believe you actually thought she liked you and was into you! She's goin around fucking with all of us!! She' just a fuckin' circle-jerker!!

by ShawnJoe February 27, 2008

circle jerker

A bunch of guys standing around nolan, and masterbating on his face.

Nolan didn't know what a circle jerker was, so a bunch of guys showed him, and he liked it a lot.

by Nolan M April 12, 2006

shit shave jerker

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

by Mursinator March 11, 2009

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009