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Jerusalem Wheels

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."
by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014
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Jebus

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus
by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019
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Jebuscis

"I have a Jebuscis on my team!" This explains that my teammate is a garbage squeaker that probably plays Fortnite.
by Poopy_Lagoon_69 September 16, 2019
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jerbunkle

What u call a black person u think is about to rob a shop in Finland
Look at that jerbunkle, he looks like he has a weapon
by fuckupussyassnigga June 16, 2023
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Jerusalem Gift Exchange

When you are ass to ass with another person and transfer the shit of the first person, to the other persons ass, you are exchanging the gift of shit.
When Tony and Steve are butt to butt and Tony shits and goes right up Steve's ass, he is giving him a Jerusalem Gift Exchange.
by Buttybutterson March 10, 2018
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jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?
"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"
by seeker6079 April 10, 2006
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Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!
Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!
by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004
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