Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015

Jebus Crew

N. A group of ugly or unattractive girls moving in a pack. The collective average rating for this group is around a 3, and the group usually centers around a queen jebus, who is often the charismatic and better looking leader with around a 4 rating. The term is derived from the uncontrollable yelling of "JEBUS" every time a jebus crew is sighted.

"Holy shit look at that jebus crew walking out from the math and science club's all you can eat cake fundraiser."
"JEBUS"

by Ihavenoclue July 9, 2009

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021

Jebus Rice

Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"

Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed

by Cameron September 19, 2003

Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!

Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!

by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004

jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011