As of 2007 there were 13.2 million Jews worldwide and 5.3 million located here in the United States. Of those 5.3 million, only one has managed to capture the true fundamental nature of the Hebrew Nation. That one man is JB. Descended upon us from a mixed upbringing of Canadian English Jew, he is not recognized by halakha, that is, not Jewish according to Jewish religious law. But rather Jewish on a political, economic and personal platform. While most Jewish merchants traded in rum, hardware, spices, candles, lumber, and fur, JB found the most lucrative commodity to be used automobiles. It was through these used automobiles that JB could prosper, all the while retaining his tight sphincter and coin.
On a calm summer night in downtown Kirkland, it has been known to the locals to intercept a JB transmission in his native Yiddish language. It sounds kind of like this. “Hey JB, you got the bill?” “Lekh Teda!” Which translated in Hebrew, means to go screw yourself.
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JB is short for Juan Bandito
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"Are you going to the party tonight?"
"Yeah, sure!"
*at the party*
Incoming Text: I'm not gonna make it
"Dude, you got jb'd"
"Yeah, sure!"
*at the party*
Incoming Text: I'm not gonna make it
"Dude, you got jb'd"
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