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jarmon

A trill jiggy nigga. Usually extremely creative. Gets no hoes because he would rather have a woman. A pioneer who rallies those around him with pure creativity and original ideas. Sometimes a loser only when not gassed up by his subordinates. Otherwise usually a pretty outstanding individual.
Carl: "Whose idea was this? Never saw it done this way before."

Steve: "Jarmon did that. He usually has his own way of doing things"

Carl: "I like it"
by Bna27 August 19, 2017
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Jarron

A handsome, protective, loveable guy who's always there for those he cares about. Dark-haired and dark-eyed, with a smile that makes you melt. He'll make you fall before you even know it, and anyone would be lucky to be with him.
Person one: Wow, that Jarron really is amazing, wish he was looking at me.
Person two: And I'm glad that he's looking at me.
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Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.
by pbody2001 October 7, 2020
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jagon

The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.
Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!
by Zack-Cock Master! January 7, 2006
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Jaron

Jaron is just the goat. He is the best at anything he attempts. He's so good that girls are all over him.
OOOHHHHH my God Jaron's coming
by CHICKRADICAL555 October 9, 2019
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Jargonshpargon

The feeling of confidence before entering a situation where knowledge of a topic is needed
Person 1: You revise for that test we got later?
Person 2: Yes! I'm Totally Jargonshpargon!
by Benadude June 12, 2008
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Jargo Shorts

Denim Cargo Shorts... Found in the south, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, this is an article of clothing that is usually smeared in grease or stained with 10-High Whisky...
Just slip you hand into Cletis' Jargo Shorts and pull out another shell fast, I need to drop this 9-point buck.
by McSquizit June 30, 2008
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