Jakeism

An action or event that is characterized by a person becoming infuriated with said action, and quitting like a bitch immediately.

Also, an action that is characterized by extreme boasting and/or insulting.

"Dude, you rage-quit from LoL games all the time, what a Jakeism."

"You don't have to be the best at everything, no need to pull a Jakeism."

"That guy is always bragging, his Jakeisms are too much for me."

by Dunkypoo June 16, 2012

JAKESTER

ULTIMATE CHAD GAMER

That dude over there is a Chad gamer
Yeah he is a real JAKESTER

by Jakester stan October 21, 2020

jakeim

a guy that's tall handsome and strong with a bbc that women get wet over

Jakeim how are you today.

by afjfjrndnek January 27, 2021

jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.

Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.

by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018

Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jadeite

A woman who is raped by the offspring of a black man and Jewish woman, who had consensual sex to conceive such offspring who in turn raped said woman.

A jadeite is the woman who will be eventually raped by the offspring of Barbara Streisand and Shaquille O'Neal

by Cock Muncher 7 November 19, 2010

jakeitrick

A guy with a lot of girls and swag. However the girls are a cover up because he's really a homosexual with gay guy swag. Usually missing parts

Man he has girls but i think its a cover up; hes a jakeitrick roe.

by fetty-g December 1, 2015