jackponderance

The reflective period of time experienced by a man immediately after ejaculating.

I came to the realization that my relationship with my mother wasn't really where I wanted it to be during jackponderance today after breakfast. The jizz dripping slowly down my belly served as another reminder of my failures in communication to everyone I love. Anyway, bout to jack it again, peace out.

by Josh Corwin September 18, 2019

Jackpot of Jack Squat

Absolutely fucking nothing.

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023

Bandit's Jackpot

A bandit's jackpot is what happens when a fecal expulsion resembles the winnings of a slot machine.

That shit was horrible, it was like I won the Skegness lottery, proper bandit's jackpot.

by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016

Jackinthebox

What you would use to describe a Jackass if your Grandmother was present and you cared about her ears.

-This guy's a total jackinthebox, he left his gf for his gf's bff and now they're cushin' it.

by Avalone November 6, 2007

Jackpot

A man stands over a woman and masturbates with a handful of quarters. He ejaculates on her face and simultaneously throws the handful of quarters at her while shouting "Ding ding ding! Jackpot!"

I met this guy last night and he totally gave me a jackpot. I went home with two bucks in quarters.

by pinkparka November 23, 2010

Youtube Jackpot

When your video comes up first in the search results for something general, landing you a shitload of views. Coupled with Google Ads it's like winning a jackpot.

Jane's video of her cat licking peanut butter beat out all the other videos of cats licking peanut butter, so Jane hit the youtube jackpot with 40 million views and 20,000 dollars from adsense.

by Miles the Magnificent September 18, 2010

OK, Topnotch, hit the spot looking jackpot

Look above we belong high up top, Tryna bring us down but we got too hot, All around not optional we be unstoppable yeah. Coming through like a wrecking ball
Keep it wild like an animal. Yeah, bring that freak to the party,
Adrenaline through your body, To wake you up when we go into full flow. Know we gonna be unstoppable (Hey). Bulganeungeun eopseo gajyeoga
All, this, swagger. All of your minds we gon' shatter. All or nothing, naega mandeun beobin geol. Ain't no stopping, just turn up the heat yeah! Into the fire, do or its die, you know that we run it,
There ain't no turning us down, You know we taking the crown. We go 100! We go 100! We go, we go, we go, we go We go 100! Can't slow down, can't slow down, We go 100! We going all out We go, we go, we go, we go

"OK, Topnotch, hit the spot looking jackpot!" mark exclaimed when he won the lottery

by neomul0nely August 24, 2020