Jackoodie

Jacket like apparatus, yet thin enough to wear as a hoodie. Usually fleece or fur lined with waterproof qualities.

Dude, nice Jackoodie!! Thanks, I got it for Christmas!!

It's too warm for a jacket, but I might get cold later......I'll bring my Jackoodie!!

by Toph Topherson December 23, 2010

jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.

Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"

by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 3, 2013

Jackolone

An idiot

That jackolone is really a piece of work

by Matamike March 15, 2022

jackoffolantern

Carving a jack-o’-lantern, and then warming it up in the microwave with the intention of fornicating with it

Trefor wanted to keep up with the festivities of October, so he carved himself a jackoffolantern!

by Majickcom October 27, 2022

Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

Hey did you hear about karl jackobs

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jackoff hands

the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.

eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!

by eli jackson April 4, 2009

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003