J.O.M.

Jack Off Machine... The abbreviation can be used for people named Jon or Jonathan to form the name Jom or Jomathan. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone's jommishness.

Ex. 1 - Jommerthan Frankfarter is a real J.O.M. The cleaning lady was really freaked out last night when she found his jommin rags under the desk. SICK...

Ex. 2 - Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jommin':
I wanna jom it wid you.
We're jommin', jommin',
And I hope you like jommin', too.

by jommin247365 October 10, 2008

J.O.B.

1. v.- kissing your boyfriend while he's taking a poop and your bestie looks on.
2. n.- when you leave for work and your bf is on the crapper and you want to smooch him goodbye.

"Honey! Where are you?"

"I'm on the shitter!"

"I'm leaving for work! Gimme a J.O.B.! Before you leave light a match! Love you!"

by The_Beast_from_UD May 6, 2009

J.O.E

I is a bed with a hole in it to fuck.
"Jacking Off Enhancer"

i gonna go home and please J.O.E

by mike orso October 28, 2003

J.O.times Day

feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick

"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day"wht are u going to do for J.O.times day? " something cheap but nice "movie, drinks, telly"

by BigDre32 February 14, 2009

J.O.A.N.

Acronym for Jerk Off And Nap. As in masturbating and sleeping for a short duration of time immediately after.

Dude, I'm so hungover. I think I'm gonna J.O.A.N. when I get home.

by beerleague October 23, 2011

j o o claw

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.

guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!

by cj123456 September 3, 2009

j.o.p.d.

jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate

"Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d."

by J. Michaelson January 4, 2008