Instagram

A place for normies to get likes and post normal things that they think it's cool, you can instantly get ten followers if you type in random hashtags

Normie 1: oh my God I took a picture of this tree and got 1 million likes, this is epic Instagram is the best

Normie 2: epic indeed my friend

by Orgasmic being January 11, 2019

Instagram

Instagram: DONT GET STUCK INTO IT!!!!

Instagram the worst thing that happened to you

by Dunzo Kezz February 22, 2017

instagram

a place to get body dysmorphia

therapist "why do you think you're depressed and have body dysmorphia?"
Me- " Instagram"

by appleateawatchandlife February 17, 2021

Instagram

Verb

To overuse "vintage" or "classy" (i.e. pretentious) filters, brightness and contrast settings on a picture in order to disguise lack of photography talent.

His composition isn't bad, but everything else about his dog pics was instagrammed.

by Tispian August 23, 2013

Instagram

A place for white girls to take pictures of their friend laughing while not looking at the camera with a caption saying how much they love their friends. Oh and Starbucks

"That girl is taking a pic of her coffee"
"Lol, she must have Instagram"

by ima fucking sloth mmkay? December 3, 2014

Instagram

An app and a websie where you can post pictures you can follow profiles and like there pictures.

I'm going to check my Instagram

by Phyre Flaming December 20, 2014

Instagram

An app for iPhone and android where one can post a picture and get likes and people can comment on the picture.

Julia: Hey Caroline, go like my Instagram picture!!
Caroline: I already did and I commented

by turnersmith April 13, 2015