Inderbeard

Male facial stubble that has been strategically groomed, shaped, and maintained as a fashion statement. The term is considered derogatory.

Check out the inderbeard on that douchebag; dude must own a Norelco.

by davis'd it. January 24, 2010

Inderlied

The Inderlieds were the first Homo Sapien species discovered by archaeologists in the late 1800s. Carbon dating has placed the Inderlieds as far back as the Pre-Jurassic Era with the dinosaurs. It is nothing short of a miracle they are still around today. Archaeologists have offered an explanation of why Inderlieds are still around, an explanation which has stirred quite a bit of controversy. They point out the above-average density of the pelvic region of these early male hominids, and make the claim that its purpose was to support a rather large appendage. They term this appendage "Dickasaurus Rex." The theory of how they survived the mass extinction the dinosaurs suffered entails how the male Inderlieds surrounded their tribes facing outward, and when the asteroid came the men became rather excited and their fully erect penises were large and strong enough to shield the entire tribe from any and all harm. Erect in the face of danger, brave, and intelligent, the Inderlieds were able to pass their genes to future generation for many millenia.

Sally: So how was your night with Jason?
Natalia: Well let's just say he's quite the Inderlied!
Sally: I have no idea how you got to class today you lucky girl!
Natalia: *Motions toward her wheelchair*
Sally: ...

Dan: Hey why is it called Dickasaurus Rex?
Inderlied: Because dicks this big are extinct!

by therealepsilonbadass September 10, 2012

imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

by Nic September 11, 2005

Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

by Slyph October 5, 2004

imperiasm

Abstract term for an extremely painful orgasm. More an overload of the senses, and an acutely powerful feeling of its own, than an amalagamation of other sensations. Although it involves extreme aggression, it is nonetheless often a pleasurable, even purifying, experience.
Though derived from 'imperial' + 'orgasm', it has come to signify the subjection to a more animalistic or butchering rage which purges itself in an immense outburst of sexual desire or frustration.

A: "I'm going to tell your mother that you smoke crack."
B: "Fuck off, or i'll give you a fucking imperiasm!"

A: "Have you heard of a band called Meshuggah?"
B: "Yes! They are fucking imperiasmic!"

by anon86 August 2, 2006

Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.

Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.

by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011

Imperial majesty

Imperial Majesty (His/Her Imperial Majesty, abbreviated as HIM) is a style used by Emperors and Empresses. It distinguishes the status of an emperor/empress from that of a King/Queen, who are simply styled Majesty.

I'm him. His/her imperial majesty.

by Hello beautiful world November 7, 2019