mr payne

a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
classmate: hey, you got a ruler?
Mr Payne: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!
by Willyjoe42 November 09, 2018
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The Craven Payne

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.
Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!
by Jersey ""ECU" Shore September 28, 2010
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Liam Payne

Liam Payne is the most beautiful human being to ever walk this Earth. He has a heart of gold and is just a big teddy bear. Whenever you talk to him you just get lost in his eyes. He’s funny, and soo underrated in the music industry. He deserves the world and if you ever have the pleasure of dating him, treat him like a God, which is the only rightful way to treat him. He is an angel sent from the heavens.
Person 1- “Dude I met Liam Payne, oh my gosh he it’s so retarded”

Person 2- “Treat people with kindness my ass, we’re doing this the tommo way! Liam Payne is amazing!”
by Vas happenin October 28, 2020
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Winston Payne

An underrated character in the franchise "Ace Attorney." He is the tutorial prosecutor in the trilogy, and often called the "rookie killer." He is very smug and overconfident, and very easy to beat. Most people forget who he is, leaving Mr. Payne sad. He never forges evidence unlike many other prosecutors. He is probably in my Top 20 favorite characters in this game.
His English name, "Winston Payne" is a pun/play on "winced in pain."
Phoenix Wright:...This person...I haven't got a clue...He seems to know me, but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?
Winston Payne: haha i will defeat u
by Haha I evil April 26, 2022
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Liam Payne

This gorgeous boy? Oh yeah hes only 1/5 of One Direction, DADDY DIRECTIONER, hates spoons and LOOOVES turtles. Is dating Danielle Peazer but is secretly married to Hayley Andros. He is so smexxxy(:
Liam Payne is a sexy mother fucker
by Mrs. Liam Payne March 23, 2012
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Liam Payne

A 27 year old man from Wolverhampton with the most adorable smile who never fails to make us feel save, loved, and valid.
"Liam Payne is the cutest and sweetest man alive"
by paynoxL December 02, 2020
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connor payne

ginger person who loves food and always plays video games
wow connor payne stop playing xbox
by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019
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