go midevil on his ass

when a skinny white guy gets pissed off and than proceeds to beat the shit out of someone

"holy shit man, look at that white guy go midevil on his ass!"

by Bishop March 17, 2004

couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

Big “blank” got his ass

A way to undermine someone

Mitch: I bought Disney plus to watch Doctor Strange Multiverse of Ma-
Kobe: Dam big marvel got his ass

Big “blank” got his ass

by Dickbandit July 25, 2022

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.

by gammarock November 01, 2010

Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 18, 2003

shit his whole ass

Severe diarrhea, often related to food one has consumed.

Damar shit his whole ass after consuming root beer and chili dogs.

by SYWA October 03, 2022

Kisses His Own Ass

When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.

Tom is a great guy and he will be the first one to tell you - after he kisses his own ass.

by haha10 June 06, 2010