Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 14, 2010

Can I get a uhhhh

High mfs always be saying shit like this.

Cashier: "Hi, what can I get for you?"

You: "Yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhh!!"

by Definer Andy April 29, 2020

I get those goosebumps

A song from Travis scott

Boy 1: dawg, have you seen goosebumps yet...
Boy 2: dawg, you know I have, ITS A BANGER.
Both: I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME!!!,,

by JonMorelandYT September 29, 2020

I get scared by mirrors

..why would you tell me that, this isnt google, THIS ISNT GOOGLE, THIS IS A PEPPERMINT-

Why would you tell me "I get scared by mirrors"-

by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021

can i get a beach

Jimins mistake.....tae thinks he is a gangsta now.

"Can I get a beach?" " Bitch? " "beach" "bitch.....?"

by [e-mail] July 28, 2019

should i get bangs

Warning: A major life event has happened and she’s looking to express it by giving herself forehead curtains.

The safe answer is always “No”.

Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”

Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”

by MobyDick211 August 24, 2018

Can I get

Dumb way of asking for something in a bar or diner, which gives the impression that you've never actually understood how to ask for anything. If you say: "Can I get a cappuccino?" to a barrista, they're entitled to respond: "You can if you want, but they actually pay me to get things for you and I suspect your job is better paid than mine, so why don't I do the getting and you do the asking..." You can always tell people who understand how to be a customer. They say: "Can I have a cappuccino?"

Can I get a cappuccino?

Can I get acquainted with English?

by Hunthill November 8, 2008