I bet you cant mount a tv 

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

I bet you cant mount a tv by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

Last I checked you cant drink ice by Andje December 7, 2021

I've fallen and cant get up 

A girl takes a penis from behind while on the ground while giving hand jobs to men on the left and right, while blowing the man in the middle, thrusting her in a downward motion making her look like she cant get up.

I've fallen and cant get up due to all these penises.

I've fallen and cant get up by Diebler84 April 8, 2009

I am unable to cant'nt 

a weird definition of a overcomplicated way to say i wont do it

Man1: HEY STOP MOVING THE LAWN AT 7 AM
Man2: I am unable to cant'nt

I am unable to cant'nt by TheBaseliner June 19, 2023

cant remember that i asked 

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

cant remember that i asked by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

I can't breatheeee!!! 

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

I can't breatheeee!!! by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

i can’t bangs with you 

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

i can’t bangs with you by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018