Hucklechuck

A form of precipitation that is best described as between snow and hail. It can be compared to the shape (and perhaps consistency) of those tiny Styrofoam balls/beads that come with some packaging.

Drock: "Is it hailing out?"

Claytron: "No, but it's not quite snowing either."
Drock: "Its kind of between snow and hail, looks like styrofoam."
Claytron: "Its hucklechuck."
Drock: "I hate when its hucklechuking out, its so slippery!"

by Claytronica February 25, 2011

Hunkmeister

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hunkerpile

A monstrous amount

The biggest thing you've ever seen

Hella

Baily the dog left a hunkerpile of poo

by SmellyCatmeow4u December 18, 2013

hankle pork

That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy

I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty

by I swear I’m legal May 1, 2018

hundlebeast

The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.

You'd better go straight to sleep, or else the hundlebeast'll get you.

by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

Huckleberry Finn Adventure

A venture with your friends that often includes trespassing, money, getting lost, meeting/interacting with odd/interesting strangers and exploring.

May or may not include profound lessons learned in the end and nature, though this is very beneficial to the experience.

Cannot occur with six or more people, and cannot happen at social gatherings (Though passing through is permissible)

Dave and Patrick had a Huckleberry Finn Adventure that involved sneaking into a Sorority, running away from a crackhead hobo and getting lost in a part of town they had never been to.

by MoleRoll July 28, 2009

uncle huckleberry

the act of wearing coveralls with no undergarments on and hanging one testicle out of a hole in the crotch area; for maximum reaction to this Arkansas ritual, one must have sufficient humidity as to ease the separation of the testes through the scrotal skin elongation process; it is advised that the performer of this act be wary of small birds that may attempt to nest on the exposed ballbag area; to apply generous amounts of sunblock when in sunlit areas; and to realize that small kids may run from your direction aghast with horror

Hey ya'll look at him, he one crazy uncle huckleberry with his pube covered walnut stickin out his pants, where he think he at, Kentucky?

by Funbags McHosehound January 27, 2011