hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.

Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...

by Shawn Parent April 8, 2008

Gamers Hunch

When you have no life and you play video games far to long, resulting in a fucking hunch

douche you have gamers hunch

by McChickfuck October 24, 2008

Hunch punch

A one night stand that you thought would be okay, but turns out to be awful.

Megan got hunch punched by Nate last night!

by Natalie123 March 22, 2017

dirty hunch

This term was coined by Duane Allman. I think you know what it's about.

"We were feelin' chicks' tits and doin' the dirty hunch."

by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

hunch story times

Make a private story and talk about all the sexual things you ever did with a boy or a girl. Add videos or pictures if you can.

Ayo shorty you heard about the hunch story times.. that go crazyyy.!

by tmb 🧡 February 24, 2020

Ratz-Ma-hunch-ee

Statement of surprise or shock.

I'll be a Ratz-ma-hunch-ee left nut on a saturday night drinking milk watching cartoons.

by David Kresge August 12, 2007

hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.

"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"

by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024