Humber water

Particularly severe case of explosive diarrhea caused by the consumption of suspect foodstuffs. In reference to the particularly murky river Humber that flows through Kingston-upon-Hull, UK

"Can't make it tonight mate, the Humber water is lapping at the tidal barrier"

by Ken McCall February 21, 2009

humblebrag

The lowest, most despicable and loathsome form of self promotion, often delivered in a terse one or two fragmented sentences on social networking sites. A typical and popular approach is to use a disingenuous complaint about something, a self-deprecating statement or a comment on something completely innocuous, as a vehicle to deliver the real message, which invariably shows the person in a favourable light. In fact it shows what an attention seeking and insecure person they really are.

Humblebrag example: "Just stepped in gum. Who spits gum on the red carpet?"
Appropriate response(s): "Fuck off bitch"

Humblebrag example: "I can't believe I sounded like such a idiot on TV last night"
Appropriate response(s): "Believe it, idiot"

by loathing-this October 30, 2011

hugbees

Best episode of Freakazoid ever \m/hugbees\m/

Hugbees!!

by mad at the world March 24, 2003

Humber Claw

The Humber Claw is used to Investigate the female organ. Also referred to as a Speculum.
Molded from the two fingers of the great Mr. Humber the Humber Claw is broad half tube which is bent at about a 90 degree angle, with the channel of the tube on the exterior side of the angle. One end of the tube has a roughly spherical metal weight surrounding the channel of the speculum. A weighted speculum is placed in the vagina during vaginal surgery with the patient in the lithotomy position. The weight holds the speculum in place and frees the surgeon's hands for other task

n:They jaws of life isn't gonna work on this one, get the Humber Claws!

v: The Humber Claw was on of the many toys in susies party shoe box.

by Stache man May 6, 2009

Hubbert's Peak

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.

The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak

by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog

Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom

Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.

by SamAwesome October 31, 2019