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the hulk

its when your fuckin a girl and your about to cum and you say hulk smash and you plow her hard
dude i was fuckin this girl and i did the hulk to her she still cant walk
by doom308 December 24, 2010
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The Hulk

The biggest, meanest guy ever born... Well, made. Since there are so many f**king perverts, I figured I'd make a sensible statment: "Hulk no like Calvin Klien... HULK SMASH TINY MAN!!!!" See how sensible that was? Anyway, the hulk is a big green dude who talks like a mentally-impared two-year-old, likes to smash stuff and gets REALLY pissed off.

The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal human, he was exposed to a Gamma Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.
Guy one: "Dude, do you feel that rumbling?"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"

*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"
by My name is Bob... February 24, 2010
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The Hulk

The huge footed Mr. B. Booth native of Hartlepool
When I got off the coach I had feet like Mr. B Booth native of Hartlepool!!
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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hulking

Get that hulking great yob out of my yard!
by Laur June 26, 2003
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The hulk

A useless big green rage monster that got bitch made by a f**king grape
Someone:" the hulk is the most powerful avenger "
Thor and captain marvel:
by Da godfather November 8, 2018
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The Hulk

When you’re having sex with a girl, but you aren’t able to cum. So in a fit of rage, you pull out, and punch the fuck out of her pussy.
Man 1: "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
Man 2: "I couldn't cum so I performed the hulk on her."
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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Hulk Chew

Tight, Stressed, feeling as if you can't succeed.
Joe- "dude, i tried to get her number and she told me to GTFO"
Rick- "Hulk Chew NIGGA!"
by Rdawggg October 3, 2012
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