by doom308 December 24, 2010
The biggest, meanest guy ever born... Well, made. Since there are so many f**king perverts, I figured I'd make a sensible statment: "Hulk no like Calvin Klien... HULK SMASH TINY MAN!!!!" See how sensible that was? Anyway, the hulk is a big green dude who talks like a mentally-impared two-year-old, likes to smash stuff and gets REALLY pissed off.
The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal human, he was exposed to a Gamma Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.
The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal human, he was exposed to a Gamma Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.
Guy one: "Dude, do you feel that rumbling?"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"
*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"
*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"
by My name is Bob... February 25, 2010
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by Da godfather November 09, 2018
When you’re having sex with a girl, but you aren’t able to cum. So in a fit of rage, you pull out, and punch the fuck out of her pussy.
Man 1: "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
Man 2: "I couldn't cum so I performed the hulk on her."
Man 2: "I couldn't cum so I performed the hulk on her."
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
To try to go pee even if you don't feel like you need to. Use your strength like the Hulk to push out all your pee.
It's a long drive, so please do a hulk push before we leave.
You should do a hulk push before bed.
I just did a hulk push, can we go now?
You should do a hulk push before bed.
I just did a hulk push, can we go now?
by staticjen May 28, 2017