Hulk Hands

An awkward, often painful handjob given by an inexperienced female where the recipient's penis is squeezed in a pulsing manner rather than stroked up and down, resulting in the discomfort of the recipient.

"I thought she knew what she was doing up until she completely crushed my penis with her Hulk Hands."

by hulkhands May 20, 2010

hulk up

to rise from seemingly insurmountable circumstances and prevail. taken from the transformation both the comic book hero the incredible hulk and pro-wrestling icon hulk hogan's sudden transformations. The emphasis is however on hulk hogan who regularly powered out of dire straits and "ran wild" on his opponents. This is a particularly useful phrase to use when describing someone who consistently overcomes adversity at the last possible second.

He seems to be doing poorly in this class, but i'm pretty sure he'll hulk up for the finals.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hulk hogan that hoe

When you're trying to get a girl to take her clothes off and it's just not happening fast enough... you go all WWE on her ass and rip her shirt down the middle Hulk Hogan style. Originated Monday October 8th, 2007 @ 3:45 p.m.

Josh: Amanda, take your shirt off
Amanda: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Josh: Nevermind, I'll just Hulk Hogan that hoe.

by Burke Ave Skanks January 4, 2009

Hulk fan

Someone who vigorously masturbates to "The Incredible Hulk" comics and will defend Hulk's image with all their might. Most of the time they will make up stories to help their case.

Did that Hulk fan really just tell me that Hulk can beat Rune King Thor?

by Templeton Ferrari The III January 23, 2016

Hulk Hogan

One of the most influential and recognizable pro wrestlers of all time. The Joe Montana of wrestling.

You better say your prayers and eat your vitamins, brother!

by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

Hulk Buster

Verb - (Hulk Buster)
Wanting to make passionate violent love to one another. Also used as a wishful desire to whom one fantasizes about. Not used to describe one night stands.

Adj - (Hulk Bustering)
The act of making passionate violent love to one another.

Verb - I want to hulk buster Johnny Depp.

Adj - I was hulk bustering Captian Jack Sparrow last night.

by Fluffy Muffin April 17, 2011

hulk-piece

when ANYTHING AT ALL gathers into a large awesome clump, thereby making it cooler. The bigger the clump, the cooler the hulk-piece is.

Joey won't stop worshiping that hulk-piece of ice, he has really gone off the deep end.

by lacielacie October 26, 2011