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hystericaliest

(From the Greek: kōmōidía) The epitome of everything that is, was, or ever will be funny. Comedy stems from them. The definition of humorous was a vague attempt to describe this incomparable jester, spitter of jokes, humorist, comedian, etc.

In a literal sense, the best at the funnies. The world can not handle the amount of funny that spills forth from the one who is, deemed by sound math and backed by science, the hystericaliest.
He's literally the hystericaliest! I better slow down. No one can keep up with that guy!
by The hystericaliest March 10, 2015
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hysterical henney

a mixture of a mother hen and nasty nag
"Christine is an obnoxious bitch," said Greta, "yeah, she's a real hysterical henney!" said Kathy.

Pencil head hair is a dead give away of hysterical henneys.
by 2278 May 22, 2019
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Fizz Hysteria

The act of frantically sipping the fizz off the top of your glass when you accidentally overflow it with soda.
I went into Fizz Hysteria when my coke started fizzing out of my glass.
by alecksappalled October 22, 2009
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manufactured hysteria

to make up something in one's mind, to then begin to believe it as true, and to act upon it as if it had really happened, working one's self into an angered state
bob thought his 30-year-old daughter did not want to get married and have children. bob's daughter assured him that she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance had agreed to wait until they could be live in the same city and continue their careers. bob continues to harp on daughter to give up her high-profile career in her state and move to boyfriend's, even though daughter continues to explain that she's licensed to do her business in her home state, not in her boyfriend's. dad nods and says he understands, then goes right back to giving daughter advice that she should move to boyfriend's state. the conversation goes around and around until dad has created his own manufactured hysteria.
by dianesvoice March 5, 2011
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Male Crying Hysteria

A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.
My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.
by Violence Enjoyer December 3, 2022
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Hysterectomy

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift
Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy
by Octamate September 22, 2019
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Hysteria

noun, but can be used as an adjective; extreme outrageousness, or being beyond awesome
That party last night was hysteria man.
by Scott November 1, 2004
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