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HOTBOX IN DA VAN 

Pretending to hotbox in a dark room while taking pictures. No drugs are used, but you look high in the pictures anyway. Also known as the straightedge way to hotbox.

Originated in Northern California (Bay Area).
Druggie: Hey, wanna hotbox with me tomorrow?

Straightedge kid: Only if we're gonna HOTBOX IN DA VAN!!

Druggie: ...
I'll bring the camera!
HOTBOX IN DA VAN by Do-It and Julsey September 28, 2008

Hotbox beatbox

The most crazy of hotboxes. The hotbox beatbox is one in which you can hit the sides producing the coolest drum and bass lines.
Dude turning the canoe upside down on the river and smoking it out was the best idea ever. No wait, playing the drums on the inside made me think I was in a speaker box. Yeah, that was an awesome hotbox beatbox.

HotBox Ninja 

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.
HotBox Ninja by SD Nova May 27, 2017

Hotbox cock 

Person 1 "Man she gave me a hotbox cock!"
Person 2 "I don't believe you man."

hotbox pussy

a sexual activity in which someone lights a blunt and smokes it in someones vagina (or if theyre a femboy maleslut, their bussy), hotboxing that scorthing pussy.
Guy 1: Did you see what Jamie and Christopher did?
Guy 2: Yeah! Why did they decide to hotbox pussy at Timothy's house?
hotbox pussy by lexipuss January 26, 2026

Hawaiian Hotbox 

Smoking marijuana in a bathroom with a shower. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the smokers start smoking and the sweet kushy goodness thickens up the already steamy air with a blast of muggy euphoric fog. once the herb as been exhausted, the smokers usually sit around in the newly created jungle. It is common for the air to get so thick that one cannot see clearly all the way across the room.

The bennefits of hawaiin hotboxing are as follows.

1. It is really fun becasue it creates stimulating atmospheres for all the senses. The thick fog creates a visual experience. The air will typically be visable due to its high water content. It is QUITE wonderful to watch it flowing around the bathroom; one can really gain an appreciation of the states of matter from this. The olfactory side is the delicious smell of that good ol Marry Jane hanging in the air. The taste aspect is covered by taking breaths-slowly! One can always get a mouthful of water vapor if the hotboxing has been done correctly. Sound is distorted and it feels warm and humid.

2. The heat casues one's pores to open up and absorb more marijuana chemicals (hypothetically)

3. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with smoke that one constantly inhales the active chemicals in marijuana that were in every breath of the smokers'.
I love to hawaiian hotbox my universitiy residence's bathrooms at least once a week with my good friends.

Hey man did you hawaiian hotbox the bathroom? Its like a Chronic sauna in there.