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walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.
A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.
by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014
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fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.
I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!
by solcanis March 4, 2009
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Hormonal hatred (HH)

Hormonal hatred describes the hatred that adolescents going through puberty experience due to the high influxes of hormonal changes and development. “HH” is the shorthand of referring to this term:
My 13-year-old son expressed hormonal hatred (hh) towards dinner because it wasn’t what he wanted.

My sixteen-year-old year daughter experienced hormonal hatred (hh) during her period which was also exacerbated by the fact that she’s going through puberty.
by LingDanc803 December 21, 2022
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Overactive Hormone Syndrome

When someone has a tendency of freaking out over nothing
"Dude, look at Jenny. She totally has overactive hormone syndrome!"

"I know! Man, she acts like that everyday!
by black_rose18 October 18, 2010
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Hormonal Rodeo

A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.
A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo

Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.

Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....
by TheMindFuckKid April 8, 2010
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Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.
Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.
by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012
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Hormoneous

When you're feeling extremely horny and are full of anxiousness to get freakkkyyy with it, so freakkkyyy that you can't control your hormones any longer.
You see that guy Dave? He's so hormoneous!
by How's it Goin?? February 28, 2017
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