Hoopty Heaven

1. A ghetto car lot in Cincinnati Ohio.


2. The place that all hooptys eventually end up, a junk yard.

1.Person 1: Yo, did you see that car wit' the 22s lastnight?
Person 2: Yell yeah, the one at Hoopty Heaven?


2. Person 1: Yeah my can stopped running last week so I had to take it to the Hoopty Heaven.
Person 2: Damn, how much did they give you for it?

by raylinsxe January 15, 2009

janky hoopty

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.

Damn look at that janky hoopty!

by Jaycob February 9, 2008

Hooptie june

The name of the 2nd Hooptie vehicle you own. Slang for the word the Hooptie junior.

Oh snap he is pullin' up in the hooptie june

by BobbyDigital123 May 24, 2010

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

by Ebin October 28, 2002

hooptie bling

Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.

T Spent 37 months of McDonalds pay checks on hooptie bling so he could get a hoochie!

by Malagent May 24, 2006

hoopty hybrid

a generally flashy car that has no business being broke down. For instance, a Mercedes with peeling paint or a Jaguar with a garbage bag over the window. Can also be used when a car looks good on the one side, back, or front, but when you walk around to the other side, it is so messed up that you can't believe it is the same car.

Ever since James got rear-ended at that stop light, he's driving a striaght up hoopty hybrid.

by Krystal April 20, 2006

hooptie toes

Feet beaten up like a car that's been around the block one too many times

Ashanti better get a pedicure. Those sandals really showing those gnarly hooptie toes

by Rose W April 24, 2019