hoon

an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job

1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!

2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!

3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?

by didge September 26, 2006

Hoon

noun-

another word for a cigarette

Guy 1: yo, lemme get checks of that hoon guy

Guy 2: no way, ive already given you like 5 butts tonight

by E-mil 2011 August 6, 2010

Hoon

To give something a good whack, Or Pounding.

For exmaple "Dan i give this urban Cougar (look it up) a good Hoon last night she was awesome in Bed"

by Andy Dalton May 22, 2007

Hoon

Another word for ultimate or Ultimacy.
Hoon is possibly the greatest Asian in the world.

"Wow. That dude is the Hoon guitar player."

by Stu Bawden March 15, 2005

Hooning

Not as sweet as you might think ...

Damn she really sounds like a Hooning

by Xx_69_Gesseltje_69_xX April 20, 2021

Hooning

to have sex with somebody

I hooned her.
i hooned last night.
Want to hoon?
Had a great night hooning!!

by The Elliots March 4, 2009

hoon

a durogatory term meaning a hair that grows out of the tip of a penis

1. Jason just plucked a long black hoon out of his weiner.

2. Chris got drunk and wrecked his new car. What a hoon!

by meela June 30, 2005